SMS - Insult

“ Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam. ”
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“ khuda kare ke apko kabhi judai na mile, agar hame na karo SMS, to kuch aisa ho ke, mousum ho sardi ka, aur apko rajai na mile ”
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“ Kanjusi ke sare record tod dete ho
Bhikhari ka bhi rukh mod dete ho
Mahan hai aap ki Kanjusi
Toilet ke lote mein bhi
pani chhod dete ho ”


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“ In dis cruel world
its vry difficult to find a friend with a


beautiful heart


pure feelings


attractve personlty &


stylish luks
So.
Nalayako Kadar karo meri!! ”


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“
(_),,~.____
"\,/" :. : :.)'\,
!,!,!"""!,!,!"


bhains bheji hai
roj 10 kg Dudh deti hai.
Dudh bech Kar balance dalwao aur sms bhejo :-) ”


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“ (!.!)crying
(';')angry
(':')bored
('-')proud
('o')hungry (",)happy ('?')confused
(-.-)sleepy
Jaisi marzi shakal banalo MERE SMS TO AYENGE . ”
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“ Mana aap sabse ajeej hain,
dil ke sabse kareeb hain.
Na koi call na koi SMS,
kya aap SUDAMA se bhi gareeb hai. ”
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“ YARO KI YAARI PE SHAK NAHI KARTE
JAB HUM BOL RAHE HAI TO BAKBAK NAHI KARTE
PARESHAN KARTE HO JAB HUM BUSY HOTE HAI
AB HUM FREE HAI TO SMS NAHI KARTE ”
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“ KHAALI HAI BOTTLE PHIR BHI PIYE JA RAHA HOON
ZINDAGI SE BORE HOON PHIR BHI JIYE JA RAHA HOON
KISI BHI KAMINE KA SMS NAHI AA RAHA HAI
PHIR BHI KAMINO KO SMS KIYE JA RAHA HOON ”
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“ Gazab ka nakhra hai
Ajeeb ye style hai
SMS nahi karte aur kehte hai
Mere pass mobile hai
Besharmi ki hadd to dekho
Ye padh kar bhi chehre par smile hai ”
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“ TUM KYA PYAR JATAOGE
AJI CHHODIYE TUM KYA PYAR JATAOGE
HUM KEH RAHE HAIN TUM KYA PYAR JATAOGE
NIKALI AGAR CHAPPAL TO BHAGTE NAJAR AAOGE ”
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“ Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you? ”
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“ jab teri yaad aati hai to tere SMS padh leti hu
jab jyada yaad aati hai to SMS bhej deti hu
jab teri awaj sunna chahti hu
to ek pathhar utha ke kutte ko maar deti hu ”
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“ Koi Naya MSG Hai Kya..
Agar Hai To..
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..
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To Please 'DELETE' Kar Do,


Kyuki.. Jab MSG Bhejna Nahi Hai,
To Rakh Ke Kya Karoge...? ”
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“ As Per The Weather Report There Is A Chance 4 Heavy Rain 4The Next 2 Days...


Use This Rare Opportunity..!


Don't Miss This Chance...!


Acche Se "NAHA-LENA". ”


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“ U stole my memories-i Excused u!
U stole my my laugh-i Excused u!
U stole my my smile-i Excused u!
But this is too much
"Mere kutte ka biscuit kutte ko wapas karo." ”
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“ Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.. ”
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“ Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! ”
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“ Who Wants 2 B A
�MILLIONAIRE�


Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:




A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat






50/50






Phone a friend?




Ring me! I will tell you! ”


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“ 4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.


and the last one..


Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. ”