“ “ Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile... ”
”
____________________________________________
“ GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with price tags, Because..... if He did, I won't be able to afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!! ”
____________________________________________
“ class ki har ladki ek phool hai
unhe chahna ek bhool hai
jo unki soch me gul hai
uski compartment ke chances full hai ”
____________________________________________
“ Jo nazar se guzar jaya karte hain
Woh sitare aksar toot jaya karte hain
Kuch log dard ko bayaan nahi karte
Bus chup chap bikhar jaya karte hain ”
____________________________________________
“ The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u. ”
____________________________________________
“ One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!** ”
____________________________________________
“ Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile... ”
____________________________________________
“ Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around. ”
____________________________________________
“ Hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kiya,
Auro ko to thik ham ko bhi tabah kiya,
Pesh kiya jab gazlo me unki bevafai ko,
Auro ne to thik unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya. ”
____________________________________________
“ Aaj socha ki jawab kya bheju,
Aap jaise logo ko khitab kya bheju,
Koi phool ho to mujhe maloom nahi,
Jo khud gulab ho usey gulab kya bheju. ”
____________________________________________
“ Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying
Tumse baat kare tho I keep trying
Jab thu door jaye I feel like crying
Are itna tension math lo I was joking. ”
____________________________________________
“ Katl karna hai to NAYAN se kar,
Katl karna hai to NAYAN se kar,
TALWAR mein kya rakha hai
ki na ho takleef,
ki na ho takleef,
Mujhe sir jhukane ki
aur tumhein TALWAR Uthaaney ki
”
____________________________________________
“ Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free. ”
____________________________________________
“ Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere..
Confused???
Read the above numbers in punjabi. ”
____________________________________________
“ If I could be any part of you, I�d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. ”
“ Agar kisi k pass sub kuch ho to duniya jalti hay,
Agar kuch na ho to duniya hansti hay,
Meray paas aap k liyay sirf "DUA" hai,
Jis k liyay sari duniya tarasti hay, ”
____________________________________________
“ "Waqt or pyar"
Dono zindagi me khas hota hain..
Waqt kisi ka nahi hota
or pyar har kisi se nahi ”
____________________________________________
“ Nigaho Me Or Koi Dosti Ke Kabil Na Raha,
Is Kinare Ka Or Koi Sahil Na Raha
Chand Jaisa Dost Mila Hume Zamin Par,
Aasma Ka Chand Bhi Ab Deedar K Kabil Nahi Raha…. ”
____________________________________________
“ AGAR RAKH SAKO TO EK NISHANI HOON MAIN ;
AUR KHO DO TO EK KAHANI HOON MAIN ;
ROK PAAYE NA JISKO YE SAARI DUNIYA ;
WO EK BOOND AANKH KA PANI HOON MAIN. ”
____________________________________________
“ Kah Do To Ek Kahani Hu,
Rakho To Ek Nishani Hu,
Jise Rok Na Payi Sari Duniya,
Bas Wohi Ek Bund Ankho Ka Pani Hu.... ”
____________________________________________
“ Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya
majnu ne teen din tak Khana nahi khaya
majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar mein
laila baithi hai sms free hone ke intazar mein ”
____________________________________________
“ Cute Love Story.
Boy: Hey I’ve got two words to say.
Girl: What?
Boy: I LOVE U
Girl: Huh.. Isn’t that 3 words?
Boy: No! Because (U) And (I) Are One:-):-D
”
____________________________________________
“ Saalon bad najane kya sama hoga
Hm sb doston me se najane kon kahan hoga
Phir milna hua to milenge khuwabo me
Jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabon me! ”
____________________________________________
“ Tumari yaad dil se jane nahi denge,Tumhare jaise dost khone nahi denge,Sharafat se regular contact mein rahna,Warna bahut marenge aur rone nahi denge ”
____________________________________________
“ Principal- Y r u late? Ur Classmates came 2gether on time.
Student: sir BHED BAKRYAN jhund me aate hain.. Par SHER hamesha akele hi aata hai. "Proud 2 be late" ”
____________________________________________
“ Hame pata hai aap bahut bizzy hai
Zyaada nahi par thode se lazzy hai
maana ke hum se milna bahut muskil hai
par mobile par SMS karna bahut ezzy hai ”
____________________________________________
“ GYAN OF D MILLENIUM-
A woman will always forgive & forget.. But she'll never let u forget that she had forgiven & forgotten.. :-P ”
____________________________________________
“ Once Einstein was reading a book in d class, suddenly he was bit by a scorpion on his toe but he continued reading with concentration. Wen sir asked him, he said that d scorpion bit him on toe not on
mind, so he didnt lose concentration..
Friends!
This is wat we call..
.
.
.
.
OVER-ACTING!!! :-D ”
____________________________________________
“ PRINCIPLES OF STUDENT LIFE-
1] Luv ur bed, its ur temple!
2] Relax in d day so that u can sleep at night.
3] Books r holy, so dont touch them.
4] Dont do something tomorrow, that u can do d day after tomorrow.
5] If u feel like studying, sit down & wait till that feeling goes away..
6] Dont forget that studying is healthy so leave it for d sick ppl.. ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ 4 ROSES, JUST 4U,
1st for friendship,
2nd for wealth,
3rd for happiness
&
Last one- KAAN KE UPAR LAGA LENA! MAST LAGEGA ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Pappu ki papa se ho gayi ladai,
Papa ne pappu ki khoob ki pitai,
Gusse se pappu ka khaula khoon,
Aur papa ki photo kabristan me latkakar likh diya- COMING SOON... ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the, PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN PARAG!
Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
KYUN?
Kyuki,
UNCHE LOG! UNCHHI PASAND! MANIKCHAND!! ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Teacher- Bay of Bengal IS IN WHICH STATE?
Li'l Johnny- LIQUID!!!!!!!!
”
____________________________________________
“ Kaidi- Try karna mujhe umr kaid ho, faansi nahi..
Sardar lawyer- Dont worry!
After court-
Kaidi- Kya hua?
Sardar- Bahut mushkil se umr kaid mili hai.. Saale riha kar rahe the!!!!!!! ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Y students fail in exam?
Coz
8hrs of sleep everyday= 122 days
365-122=243,
Summer holidays=61 days,
243-61=182
Sunday in a year=52days
182-52=130
Festival holidays=40days
130-40=90
Coll festivals=15days
44-15=29
1hr chatting per day=15days
29-15=14days
Sickness days=10days
14-10=4days
Film time in a year=3days
4-3=1day
Remaining 1 day is our b'day..
AB SAALA US DIN KAUN PADHTA HAI YAAR!!!! ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ USA me ek pandit ko heart attack aa gaya.
Ambulance use le jane lagi to wo raaste me HARI OM HARI OM kehne laga! Ambulance use hospital ki bajaye ghar le gayi. Pandtani ne poochha, Isse hospital kyu nahi le k gaye?
Compounder said- He was saying HURRY HOME HURRY HOME.. So we brought him ;-)
”
____________________________________________
“ In 1975, 3 birds were flying & suddenly died & fell down..
HOW?
So simple!
Remember?
In SHOLAY?
Gabbar ne 3 goliyan hawa me chalai thi... ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Its true that all men r born FREE & EQUAL..
Ya but some of them get married.. :-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Aap aap ho, Hum hum hain,
Pyaaz nahi khaate, phir bhi aankhein nam hain..
Supply kam hai, isliye gol-gappe me aloo kam hai..
Iss se bakwaas msg bhejo agar aap me dum hai.. ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Love inspires envy,
Envy endangers spite,
Spite spawns fallacies..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Neeche to aise dekh rahe ho jaise
Upar ka sab samajh aa gaya.. ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Luv funda for Guys-
Buy a scooty
Pick up a beauty
Drink a fruity
Take her to ooty
During night, do ur duty
&
After 9 mths get a cutie.. ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ SMS RATES-
1996- 4/-
2000- 2/-
2004- 1/-
2006-50 ps/-
2007- 10/-
2009- FREE :-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Wats d difference between PROBLEM, TALENT & SKILL?
2 boys love 1 girl- PROBLEM
1 Boy loves 2 girls- TALENT
If both girls r sisters- SKILL ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ *P===Y===A===R*
WAT IS PYAAR?
P- Pagal hona
Y- Yaadon me khona
A- Akele hona
R- Roj ka rona dhona..
ISLIYE DONT DO PYAR! ONLY LINE MAAR YAAR ;-)
”
____________________________________________
“ Papa- Pappu! Is baar tu fail hua to mujhe Papa mat kehna!
.
.
.
RESULT K BAAD
.
.
Papa- Beta result kaisa raha?
Pappu- Kitni baar mana kia hai k ghar aate hi dimaag mat kharaab kiya kar BABULAL!!! ;) ”
____________________________________________
“ Bapu bole- Koi agar sms na kare to tension mat lo! Use sms karte raho.. Bole to
full vinamrata k saath..
Ek din uska hriday parivartan hoga fir sms nahi phone aayega.. ;)
”
____________________________________________
“ MATHS MAGIC-
Ur cell no.s last digit x 2+5x50+ur age+365-615..
The last 2 numbers is ur age & first 2 numbers is ur cell's last no. ;) ”
____________________________________________
“ Yaaron ki yaari pe shak nahi karte,
Jab DON msg karte hain to bak bak nahi karte..
Pareshaan karte ho jab DON busy ho.
Ab DON free ho to sms nahi karte ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ 3 IMPORTANT STAGES OF LIFE-
BEFORE MARRIAGE- Mad for each other
DURING MARRIAGE- Made for each other
&
AFTER MARRIAGE- Mad bcoz of each other ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ TO BE SURE IF HITTING D TARGET IN UR LIFE
.
.
.
.
.
SHOOT FIRST
.
.
.
.
& WATEVER U HIT
.
.
.
.
CALL IT D TARGET!!!
.
.
.
THATS CALLED ATTITUDE! ;-)
”
____________________________________________
“ U run after it & it keeps flying away from u..
But if u stand still, it cums & sits on ur shoulder..
Wish u lots of butterflies!
SHHH.. DON'T MOVE ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Sms karne k 4 faayde-
1] Mobile ko jang nahi lagta
2] Time pass ho jata hai
3] Jise sms karo wo khush ho jata hai aur
4] Kaun kanjus hai ye pata chal jata hai ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ KUCH LOG
.
.
ITNE
.
.
PERFECT HOTE HAIN..
.
.
K UNKE LIYE TAAREEF K ALFAAZ KAM PAD JAATE HAIN..
.
.
For example
.
.
"AAP"
.
.
MUJHE HI DEKH LO!!! ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ DEADLY PJ-
Thr were 2 frnds JO & WO..
1 day JO got scared seeing a snake.. Suddenly WO died..
Why did WO die?
coz
JO darr gaya, WO marr gaya!!! ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to arise,
Hurricanes to sway around,
&
No one teaches how to choose a husband..
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN!!! ;-) ”
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile... ”
”
____________________________________________
“ GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with price tags, Because..... if He did, I won't be able to afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!! ”
____________________________________________
“ class ki har ladki ek phool hai
unhe chahna ek bhool hai
jo unki soch me gul hai
uski compartment ke chances full hai ”
____________________________________________
“ Jo nazar se guzar jaya karte hain
Woh sitare aksar toot jaya karte hain
Kuch log dard ko bayaan nahi karte
Bus chup chap bikhar jaya karte hain ”
____________________________________________
“ The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u. ”
____________________________________________
“ One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!** ”
____________________________________________
“ Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile... ”
____________________________________________
“ Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around. ”
____________________________________________
“ Hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kiya,
Auro ko to thik ham ko bhi tabah kiya,
Pesh kiya jab gazlo me unki bevafai ko,
Auro ne to thik unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya. ”
____________________________________________
“ Aaj socha ki jawab kya bheju,
Aap jaise logo ko khitab kya bheju,
Koi phool ho to mujhe maloom nahi,
Jo khud gulab ho usey gulab kya bheju. ”
____________________________________________
“ Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying
Tumse baat kare tho I keep trying
Jab thu door jaye I feel like crying
Are itna tension math lo I was joking. ”
____________________________________________
“ Katl karna hai to NAYAN se kar,
Katl karna hai to NAYAN se kar,
TALWAR mein kya rakha hai
ki na ho takleef,
ki na ho takleef,
Mujhe sir jhukane ki
aur tumhein TALWAR Uthaaney ki
”
____________________________________________
“ Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free. ”
____________________________________________
“ Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere..
Confused???
Read the above numbers in punjabi. ”
____________________________________________
“ If I could be any part of you, I�d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. ”
“ Agar kisi k pass sub kuch ho to duniya jalti hay,
Agar kuch na ho to duniya hansti hay,
Meray paas aap k liyay sirf "DUA" hai,
Jis k liyay sari duniya tarasti hay, ”
____________________________________________
“ "Waqt or pyar"
Dono zindagi me khas hota hain..
Waqt kisi ka nahi hota
or pyar har kisi se nahi ”
____________________________________________
“ Nigaho Me Or Koi Dosti Ke Kabil Na Raha,
Is Kinare Ka Or Koi Sahil Na Raha
Chand Jaisa Dost Mila Hume Zamin Par,
Aasma Ka Chand Bhi Ab Deedar K Kabil Nahi Raha…. ”
____________________________________________
“ AGAR RAKH SAKO TO EK NISHANI HOON MAIN ;
AUR KHO DO TO EK KAHANI HOON MAIN ;
ROK PAAYE NA JISKO YE SAARI DUNIYA ;
WO EK BOOND AANKH KA PANI HOON MAIN. ”
____________________________________________
“ Kah Do To Ek Kahani Hu,
Rakho To Ek Nishani Hu,
Jise Rok Na Payi Sari Duniya,
Bas Wohi Ek Bund Ankho Ka Pani Hu.... ”
____________________________________________
“ Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya
majnu ne teen din tak Khana nahi khaya
majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar mein
laila baithi hai sms free hone ke intazar mein ”
____________________________________________
“ Cute Love Story.
Boy: Hey I’ve got two words to say.
Girl: What?
Boy: I LOVE U
Girl: Huh.. Isn’t that 3 words?
Boy: No! Because (U) And (I) Are One:-):-D
”
____________________________________________
“ Saalon bad najane kya sama hoga
Hm sb doston me se najane kon kahan hoga
Phir milna hua to milenge khuwabo me
Jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabon me! ”
____________________________________________
“ Tumari yaad dil se jane nahi denge,Tumhare jaise dost khone nahi denge,Sharafat se regular contact mein rahna,Warna bahut marenge aur rone nahi denge ”
____________________________________________
“ Principal- Y r u late? Ur Classmates came 2gether on time.
Student: sir BHED BAKRYAN jhund me aate hain.. Par SHER hamesha akele hi aata hai. "Proud 2 be late" ”
____________________________________________
“ Hame pata hai aap bahut bizzy hai
Zyaada nahi par thode se lazzy hai
maana ke hum se milna bahut muskil hai
par mobile par SMS karna bahut ezzy hai ”
____________________________________________
“ GYAN OF D MILLENIUM-
A woman will always forgive & forget.. But she'll never let u forget that she had forgiven & forgotten.. :-P ”
____________________________________________
“ Once Einstein was reading a book in d class, suddenly he was bit by a scorpion on his toe but he continued reading with concentration. Wen sir asked him, he said that d scorpion bit him on toe not on
mind, so he didnt lose concentration..
Friends!
This is wat we call..
.
.
.
.
OVER-ACTING!!! :-D ”
____________________________________________
“ PRINCIPLES OF STUDENT LIFE-
1] Luv ur bed, its ur temple!
2] Relax in d day so that u can sleep at night.
3] Books r holy, so dont touch them.
4] Dont do something tomorrow, that u can do d day after tomorrow.
5] If u feel like studying, sit down & wait till that feeling goes away..
6] Dont forget that studying is healthy so leave it for d sick ppl.. ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ 4 ROSES, JUST 4U,
1st for friendship,
2nd for wealth,
3rd for happiness
&
Last one- KAAN KE UPAR LAGA LENA! MAST LAGEGA ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Pappu ki papa se ho gayi ladai,
Papa ne pappu ki khoob ki pitai,
Gusse se pappu ka khaula khoon,
Aur papa ki photo kabristan me latkakar likh diya- COMING SOON... ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the, PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN PARAG!
Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
KYUN?
Kyuki,
UNCHE LOG! UNCHHI PASAND! MANIKCHAND!! ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Teacher- Bay of Bengal IS IN WHICH STATE?
Li'l Johnny- LIQUID!!!!!!!!
”
____________________________________________
“ Kaidi- Try karna mujhe umr kaid ho, faansi nahi..
Sardar lawyer- Dont worry!
After court-
Kaidi- Kya hua?
Sardar- Bahut mushkil se umr kaid mili hai.. Saale riha kar rahe the!!!!!!! ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Y students fail in exam?
Coz
8hrs of sleep everyday= 122 days
365-122=243,
Summer holidays=61 days,
243-61=182
Sunday in a year=52days
182-52=130
Festival holidays=40days
130-40=90
Coll festivals=15days
44-15=29
1hr chatting per day=15days
29-15=14days
Sickness days=10days
14-10=4days
Film time in a year=3days
4-3=1day
Remaining 1 day is our b'day..
AB SAALA US DIN KAUN PADHTA HAI YAAR!!!! ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ USA me ek pandit ko heart attack aa gaya.
Ambulance use le jane lagi to wo raaste me HARI OM HARI OM kehne laga! Ambulance use hospital ki bajaye ghar le gayi. Pandtani ne poochha, Isse hospital kyu nahi le k gaye?
Compounder said- He was saying HURRY HOME HURRY HOME.. So we brought him ;-)
”
____________________________________________
“ In 1975, 3 birds were flying & suddenly died & fell down..
HOW?
So simple!
Remember?
In SHOLAY?
Gabbar ne 3 goliyan hawa me chalai thi... ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Its true that all men r born FREE & EQUAL..
Ya but some of them get married.. :-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Aap aap ho, Hum hum hain,
Pyaaz nahi khaate, phir bhi aankhein nam hain..
Supply kam hai, isliye gol-gappe me aloo kam hai..
Iss se bakwaas msg bhejo agar aap me dum hai.. ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Love inspires envy,
Envy endangers spite,
Spite spawns fallacies..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Neeche to aise dekh rahe ho jaise
Upar ka sab samajh aa gaya.. ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Luv funda for Guys-
Buy a scooty
Pick up a beauty
Drink a fruity
Take her to ooty
During night, do ur duty
&
After 9 mths get a cutie.. ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ SMS RATES-
1996- 4/-
2000- 2/-
2004- 1/-
2006-50 ps/-
2007- 10/-
2009- FREE :-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Wats d difference between PROBLEM, TALENT & SKILL?
2 boys love 1 girl- PROBLEM
1 Boy loves 2 girls- TALENT
If both girls r sisters- SKILL ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ *P===Y===A===R*
WAT IS PYAAR?
P- Pagal hona
Y- Yaadon me khona
A- Akele hona
R- Roj ka rona dhona..
ISLIYE DONT DO PYAR! ONLY LINE MAAR YAAR ;-)
”
____________________________________________
“ Papa- Pappu! Is baar tu fail hua to mujhe Papa mat kehna!
.
.
.
RESULT K BAAD
.
.
Papa- Beta result kaisa raha?
Pappu- Kitni baar mana kia hai k ghar aate hi dimaag mat kharaab kiya kar BABULAL!!! ;) ”
____________________________________________
“ Bapu bole- Koi agar sms na kare to tension mat lo! Use sms karte raho.. Bole to
full vinamrata k saath..
Ek din uska hriday parivartan hoga fir sms nahi phone aayega.. ;)
”
____________________________________________
“ MATHS MAGIC-
Ur cell no.s last digit x 2+5x50+ur age+365-615..
The last 2 numbers is ur age & first 2 numbers is ur cell's last no. ;) ”
____________________________________________
“ Yaaron ki yaari pe shak nahi karte,
Jab DON msg karte hain to bak bak nahi karte..
Pareshaan karte ho jab DON busy ho.
Ab DON free ho to sms nahi karte ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ 3 IMPORTANT STAGES OF LIFE-
BEFORE MARRIAGE- Mad for each other
DURING MARRIAGE- Made for each other
&
AFTER MARRIAGE- Mad bcoz of each other ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ TO BE SURE IF HITTING D TARGET IN UR LIFE
.
.
.
.
.
SHOOT FIRST
.
.
.
.
& WATEVER U HIT
.
.
.
.
CALL IT D TARGET!!!
.
.
.
THATS CALLED ATTITUDE! ;-)
”
____________________________________________
“ U run after it & it keeps flying away from u..
But if u stand still, it cums & sits on ur shoulder..
Wish u lots of butterflies!
SHHH.. DON'T MOVE ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Sms karne k 4 faayde-
1] Mobile ko jang nahi lagta
2] Time pass ho jata hai
3] Jise sms karo wo khush ho jata hai aur
4] Kaun kanjus hai ye pata chal jata hai ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ KUCH LOG
.
.
ITNE
.
.
PERFECT HOTE HAIN..
.
.
K UNKE LIYE TAAREEF K ALFAAZ KAM PAD JAATE HAIN..
.
.
For example
.
.
"AAP"
.
.
MUJHE HI DEKH LO!!! ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ DEADLY PJ-
Thr were 2 frnds JO & WO..
1 day JO got scared seeing a snake.. Suddenly WO died..
Why did WO die?
coz
JO darr gaya, WO marr gaya!!! ;-) ”
____________________________________________
“ Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to arise,
Hurricanes to sway around,
&
No one teaches how to choose a husband..
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN!!! ;-) ”
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